Over the next few days we’ll be picking one of the many emails we get each day from our beloved readers and answering it here. What a treat this time, for aspiring young hack Martyn Kent of London, England! His questions, and our answers, below:
[MBK] How’s the job?
[Simon] brrrt
[Stacey] ah yeah
[MBK] Is the Blue Chip gone?
[Simon] No, still there, and looks to be thriving as ever. See if you can spot a cheeky sighting on the video (link opposite). The Irish pub opposite has gone though and is now an upmarket fish and chips resto.
[MBK] Are you heading back for Xmas?
[Stace] We’re going to NZ for Christmas to eat pork bones and puha. Simon’s family coming out too for a Tri-Nation Family Championship. Cannot wait.
[MBK] Would you agree that Craig David will have the same career longevity as George Michael?
[Stace] Is it a coincidence they both have christian names for surnames? Look at Clive Allen. Stefan Dennis. Robert the Bruce. Guaranteed ticket to career-long celebrity.
[MBK] Jody Dale…?

Hi Sime-lash/Stace-Lash
Am I long forgotten as a celeb with a long career. “And the survey says?”
Yours
Les Dennis